I’ve been listening to Bill Burr’s podcast for five years now (no shit? I had no idea. I thought you came up with your podcast persona by yourself, from whole cloth. Go fuck yourself), and this bit is one of my faves. It’s from his Netflix special, Walk Your Way Out.
Listen. If you can’t get your fat ass down here by 10:30, you’re getting a burger.
Bill Burr
OMG I hate the newer WordPress. I am old. I have been using WordPress since 2007. I knew how to do everything I needed to, and I took a year long hiatus (I was looking for my keys) and when I come back, WordPress has changed so much, I don’t understand a goddamn thing anymore.
It’s disconcerting to realize that you’re ageing past the target audience for things. I don’t give a shit about any movies, most new music, tv shows, etc. I am curmudgeonly.
Anyway, Mitch Hedberg was a brilliant comedian, who died too soon. Comedians tend to be broken people and Mitch had demons which took him out, but not before he said some really funny shit.
I love his cadence, his delivery, and his voice. He’s a like a stoner Steven Wright. Enjoy this gig from a year before his death. Drugs. Unfortunate as he was a genius.