Bill Burr’s McDonald’s Bit

From Walk Your Way Out

I’ve been listening to Bill Burr’s podcast for five years now (no shit? I had no idea. I thought you came up with your podcast persona by yourself, from whole cloth. Go fuck yourself), and this bit is one of my faves. It’s from his Netflix special, Walk Your Way Out.

Listen. If you can’t get your fat ass down here by 10:30, you’re getting a burger.

Bill Burr